The Impressive Length and Girth of Telephone Pole of Love is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning bird on a wire population. The hard-working, cynical population of 44.88 billion Telephone Pole of Loveans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.
The Telephone Pole of Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion collect calls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 30,696 collect calls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate. Telephone Pole of Love's national animal is the bird on a wire.
Telephone Pole of Love is ranked 203,013th in the world and 5,433rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 6.48 flags saluted per person per day.
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- : Telephone Pole of Love was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 102 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Grand clexitop, killing 92 million zombies.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Grand clexitop, killing 116 million zombies.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Grand clexitop, killing 119 million zombies.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Grand clexitop, killing 52 million zombies.
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Grand clexitop, killing 116 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Telephone Pole of Love was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Republic of Zzznxz, killing 1 million zombies.
